Sep. 30th, 2005 @ 06:30 pm Uber Blog
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Current Media: Family Guy: Stewie Movie
Hey everyone! I haven't blogged for a while because I'm really lazy. However, I shall cover many items in one UBER BLOG!!!



Today I went to Mankato East Homecoming with Angie and Jack. It wasn't as much fun as past years, but there was one cool thing. They gave out East Hall of Fame type awards and one of them went to my 5th grade teacher, Ms. Fitzloff/Mrs. Long. Yes, two identities in one! No, she got married during her first year at Washington Elementary. She was a cool teacher, and smokin HOT to boot; even 12 years later. Speaking of which, we realized we're friggin OLD! There are kids who were born in the 90's at East! Ridiculous!

Last week Nicole's computer freaked out, completely. It shut itself down and gave me the blue screen of death every restart. So, we came to my house so Nicole could write her paper, but before she began she clicked on something. A random link sent to me over AIM by someone I never talk to...VIRUS! In the morning I discovered a rouge program trying to install itself and I spent the next few hours tracking and deleting anything in relation. All is well now, but it did send the link through AIM to Collie's GF (No, not Guardian Force. You Final Fantasy VIII loser!). Sorry Christine, hope your computer still lives.

But, now on to what you've all been waiting for....PICTURE BLOG!!!

We shall start with a picture I'm going to use for blackmail someday...Brian drinking with a Student.
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See, that's the Metrodome behind him. Brain, Seth, and I joined Wade (Leah's Husband) at the Gopher's Homecoming Football game. It rocked! Wade made us all chug a Mike's before we even got out of the parking ramp. Some interesting quotations came about as well:
Wade: "Oh! You are so going to the deepest level of hell for going 5 under the speed limit! Come on!"
Seth: "If God wanted us to be vegetarians he shouldn't have made animals out of meat!"

Next up: Chad!
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That was for the ladies, but oh wait; Chad is seemingly married.
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His car got tagged by some real tough hoodlums in Fairbault during a play.

This one is of Angie, because she complains about me not taking pictures anymore.
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Here we have James singing at Bandana's, it's kinda crappy but it's him none the less.
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I really like this set because it makes fun of Collie.
First, Collie dancing with a broom.
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and Collie wearing Karie's shirt...and not too happy with it!
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Finally, we'll head back to the grocery store for some fun!

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Apparently, big 'ol softies are cheap nowadays. Yeah, I guess it's not that funny.

Okay, what is goin on with yogurt these days?
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I don't want any of that goo.

Next is another line of Culturally Correct popsicles.

Caucasian:
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Athletic:
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and Kool-Aid Man:
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"Ooo, I want the Kool-Aid Man's D***, I mean, popsicle...OH YEAH!"
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And one last picture, just to prove it's all in good fun, of me lookin crazy.
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That's it all! I'm workin on speech stuff mostly. Emily and I have a Duo about Alcohol advertising that's gonna ROCK! And we practiced while drinking, HA! PEACE!
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From:[info]powerpuffangie
Date: October 2nd, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
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I feel this blog is slanderous. Or libelous. I can't remember. I didn't pay very close attention in Intro to Mass Comm. But anyhow, first you have posted the worst picture ever taken of me, and then you post a semi-decent picture, but infer that I made obscene comments regarding the Kool-Aid man. I object! Oh Yeah!
From:(Anonymous)
Date: October 2nd, 2005 07:00 pm (UTC)
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I am facisinated by Dave's self censorship. Dick isn't even a real swear word.
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From:[info]amfrtsedi
Date: October 3rd, 2005 01:55 pm (UTC)

A CNote

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What I would like to know is what is it about going to the grocery store that makes Dave so preoccupied with phallic symbols?
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From:[info]cremepuffdaddy
Date: October 3rd, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)

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Hey, the grocery store is the one preoccupied with phallic symbols! I just point them out to people.
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From:[info]cdsaba
Date: October 3rd, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)

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Hey, I think the anatomical dairy marketing is the funniest part of the blog...although the visual of Collie in Kari's shirt was priceless. I have to hear the story behind that one.
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Date: October 5th, 2005 06:03 am (UTC)

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I'm actually the one who keeps noticing the phallic symbols. Then I say, "Hey Dave, take a picture of this!" And he says to himself, "If I don't do what she says she'll kill me."
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From:[info]jeffxl
Date: October 3rd, 2005 04:31 pm (UTC)
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your camera needs help.
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From:[info]cremepuffdaddy
Date: October 4th, 2005 12:18 am (UTC)
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Your face needs help! BURN!

It's a camera phone, not a professional grade digital camera! Why don't you just get me a better camera and then I'll take better pictures and personally thank you. Huh? Huh? No? Oh well.